Lott, being a rightious man, got drunk and screwed his virgin daughters – BOTH !
But, it was their fault. They seduced him. Poor things thought their loving god had destroyed the whole world….which brings up another absurd story, but I digress.
Ahhhh, this old chestnut! I love Brad Neely. It’s been a while since I’ve actually seen his videos, but this one is a classic! To be honest though, his best and most known work is “The Washington Rap” which, although it isn’t actually about religion at all, actually seems to get a better jab at religion than this video does. What, with the completely ahistorical 12 foot tall George Washington that threw a knife into Heaven, had a horse made of crystal, and, of course, spread the Delaware river like Moses parted the Red Sea. Beats emphasizing the disgusting aspects of one of the more lurid Bible passages, in my opinion.
Dammit…”12 stories made of radiation” not 12 feet. Well, I guess I’ve got to administer 30 lashes to myself as penance and read up on my History According to Neely more often.
And then……
Lott, being a rightious man, got drunk and screwed his virgin daughters – BOTH !
But, it was their fault. They seduced him. Poor things thought their loving god had destroyed the whole world….which brings up another absurd story, but I digress.
The narrator is too freakin’ funny
Ahhhh, this old chestnut! I love Brad Neely. It’s been a while since I’ve actually seen his videos, but this one is a classic! To be honest though, his best and most known work is “The Washington Rap” which, although it isn’t actually about religion at all, actually seems to get a better jab at religion than this video does. What, with the completely ahistorical 12 foot tall George Washington that threw a knife into Heaven, had a horse made of crystal, and, of course, spread the Delaware river like Moses parted the Red Sea. Beats emphasizing the disgusting aspects of one of the more lurid Bible passages, in my opinion.
Do you have a link?? I’d be interested in seeing that.
Wow. They actually have it back on youtube (they had legal issues before).
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
Dammit…”12 stories made of radiation” not 12 feet. Well, I guess I’ve got to administer 30 lashes to myself as penance and read up on my History According to Neely more often.
Thanks! And … Uuuuugghh!!! LOL!