Panda Sex January 4, 2009
Posted by Colloquy in Humor.Tags: Humor, miscellaneous
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Now that I have your attention … I invite you to watch this informative video on the mating habits of the Giant Panda.
Social encounters primarily occur during the brief breeding season in which pandas in proximity to one another will gather. After mating, the male leaves the female and the mother is alone to raise the cub.
(Forgive me. I’m still trying to get rid of the Champagne from New Year’s Eve and drinking Mimosa with breakfast) 
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A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me money,” she says.
“For what?” questions the Panda
The woman rolls her eyes and explains, “I’m a prostitute.”
The panda pulls explains he’s from China and is not sure what a prostitute is, so he gets a dictionary and looks it up: “Prostitute: Has sex for money.”
The panda says, ” Oh, I see, but, I don’t have to pay you. I’m a panda”
The woman is confused, she asks ” What the heck does that have to do with anything?”
The bear hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up “panda” in the dictionary. It says, “Panda: Cute bear from China, eats chutes and leaves.”
UUUuuuuuugghhhhh…. .
sorry,
sometimes I can’t stop myself
Actual point of the joke aside, the idea of people using dictionary definitions to settle a dispute in real life tickles me (more than, you know, the talking panda).
Oh, and love the little “Sexy panda” song at the end. Gonna go look for an extended version.
Oh, and jared is back (well…he has a new post. I’m not sure if he ever left, since he kind of posts on and off).
Thanks! I was just looking at your blogroll and noticed that there was a new one there.
Ahh, the blogroll. I don’t know what I would do without that thing! It makes strolling the blogosphere so much easier!
I need to figure out how to do mine that way. I’ll just look at yours until I do!
Ask jared about it. He’s got one set up like that (I actually just noticed that after mentioning my own), and he has a wordpress blog. He might be able to help.
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hey there Stacy…
I so stole your sexy panda post . . .if only so I have it ‘bookmarked’ for my own pitiful use. Like I wanna be reminded of my mad dating skilz back in the day…
Nice looking blog . . .only a wee bit scary..!!
…tom…
P.S. …and I hate the lack of a preview of comments at wordpress …how primitive..!!
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Tom – Steal away!! (hey – I stole it from youtube!)
Seeker – yeah … I saw his too – I’ll get around to it eventually. I spent the entire day yesterday getting c’ling kitteh ready for the header – and now mah butt hurts from sitting on it too long !!